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" yes, of course I ramped up the insurance claim after the Burgulary, didnt you ? "

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The Rapture Idiots pray for a final global conflict, so Jebus can come and battle Satan. This obviously means that we all die, but the Evanglists get fast tracked to heaven, whereas non Evangelicals go to hell to eat turds all day be be poked in the arse by pitchfork wielding devils for all eternity. If L Ron had written this toss, we could have laughed it off - the fact that potentially the most important religious lobby group in the world believes this is rather scary. Not just nutters, but sadistic selfish nutters

fucking nutters. If you want a grim read, try The Last Crusade by Barbara Victor - sorts of puts this US based Evangelical shite into perspective

Would a CoE church in the same location garner as much angst ?

bad luck mate - its not that shitty around here most of the time. Its all Cleggs fault.

I am fucking sick of Zumba plugs its pop mobility for the 21st century rubbish

A skim of the bookshelves at the MIND shop would indicate that over the past say 10 years, ED have been very much interested in : No Logo Captain Corellis Bastard mandolin Trips to Australia / South Africa & new Zealand Celeb chef influenced Cookery, usually Gary Rhodes Harry Bloody Potter M&S Dark business suits Stripey business shirts ( not button down ) The wretched Travis Male shoes with rather ugly square toes : any other observations from the charity shop viewpoint?

As outlined earlier- Huncamuncas law of pedantic fascism in action Please, lets keep this on topic

Content is worthy of vitriol, attacking spelling n punctuation is not

Given the huge piles of Guardians that pile up in the various LL & ED newsagenst on a saturday & the willing vitims that fight to get the last copy at Budgens at 7.PM, what would ED choose to read should the Guardian go out of business ?

One of the other less well known laws of Huncamunca regards the tiresome use of Grammatical and punctuatation pendantry that serves as a response or counterpoint to a preceding post , usually as a means to humilate or show a lack of intelligence in the OP and/or a demonstation of educational achievement,invariably places responder further into tiresome drone category.

" Yes, I went for the goatee, shaved head and oversized headphones look last year, but I wasnt fooling anyone - I was still a 38 year old father of 2,working in marketing and the music I forced myself to listen to was terrible. Give me a bit of Pink Floyd and my slippers anyday..."

Huncamuncas law of the internet states that anyone who uses/ quotes or references Godwins law at any point, even if it is tongue in cheek and Ironic. is quite frankly, a tiresome and unoriginal drone. As the Italians would say - Basta.

Its an Italian resturant, there is a rather large chance it is going to be shit.

I once met a bunch of Irishmen in a pub in Grozny or some hellhole - they were the faux Irish Pub installation team. Thye would literally board a jet with an entire pub in IKEA form waitng for them at the other end and get it up and running in 48 hours - complete with rusty Bicycles, tiddly dee folk music and dusty guinness signs. Up there with the BigMac index, its an alternative way of assessing the development stage of a country or city.

Bees are good

Rocca is so very last week

Is that ex S club Popstrel Rachel Stevens ? she has the cold dead eyes of a shark that one.

Assume that I have no opinion on the Clegg, despite him being last years Messiah In one sentence, provide me with information so I will be able to form a reasoned and balanced view

I jusy want to say that I have never been to Rocca in Dulwich Village.I have no opinion on the place. Does anyone else not have a view on Rocca ?

Sir Cliff would have won it if it hadnt been for the Iberian Fascists

Thank fuck no one has mentioned last nightsvile Floyd happening

now if I say " shite", when describing Jedward, then the feel of the word is more important than the literal meaning. I would not call Jedward "poo", though I may say " pants".

A sit down poo represents an event, an entertainment rather than a function. Still, pedant to your hearts content if it makes you feel better