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Its a nice comedown after a 3 hour Kyle fest

through jaundiced eyes is the answer you are looking for

has anyone ever read the regular columnists in the magazine bit on Saturdays ? My word, it makes you realise how talented Julie Burchill really is by comparison

why do you bother ?

ratty Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What about losing your job working with the > homeless when you have a new baby coming in three > weeks?? Is that shitehawk bleating too? No its not

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm wondering if this was a very roundabout way > for snorky to advertise the ipad2. > Slimmer AND lighter?! Woo, I'm in!!!! I dont know how I managed without A LIGHTER , SLIMMER way to post on tw@tter. woot this really out crap inventions like fire and the wheel in their place

The new Ipad2 will be a winner though...just think of the benefits of a SLIMMER LIGHTER way to post REPETIVE DROLL MUNDANE TRITE SHITE on friendface or shitter.Constantly.

useful

I do find scrolling through BARB numbers to be a tiresome task these days, it has to be said I am finding it hard to continually persuade segments of the voracious consumers ,we call the UK, to take advantage of facile products that may indeed be of benefit.

Incorrect answers so far.

all of them. wonderful , fantastic, lovely adverts. I have never seen a bad advert.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There's a distinct divide: between 'the ones over > a certain age' - who tend to recognise the > futility of their chosen profession on just about > every level other than getting paid and - instead > - count their lucky stars that they've managed to > spend the last decade or three being paid to > scribble around with fluorescent pens, go on > occasional shoots to paradise, do long lunches, > get free stuff and play lego and table football > for three hours of an afternoon.. > > .. and 'the ones under a certain age' who'll tell > you that their yoghurt commercial is sure to be a > real gamechanger for the industry - as they flop > around on an Aeron chair with low-slung jeans and > wearing glasses without lenses. This ^^^^ is good answer & contains a selection of observation, satire & comment. 8/10

any chance you can change your text to purple to give it that full on insane rambling impact ?

Moral free Scum or fountains of creativity ? you decide

Bankers Bonuses..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..can we PLEASE stop this tiresome, ill thought out, daily mail outragey old toss ? Every person who takes an active role in the economic system ( please note active & not passive) shoulders some of the blame. You bought an Iphone or a stylish new car or some heavily marketed usless shite in the past decade ? then you as as much a part of the problem as the bankers. Most people in this smug little middle class enclave called ED caned it whilst the going was good & touched themselves in an inappropriate manner when their house rose in value on a daily basis.So times are bad & you are struggling to keep young Ernesto in Alleyns or DUCKS. Booo fucking hoo. So you cant afford a new feckin car this year, or have to think twice about getting the Ipad2? that not hardship, thats selfish shitehawk bleating.

What ? the chance for expats to vote for the same corrupt shower of shite that have royally stitched you up and lined their pockets for the past 50 years ?

Sadly, mine do, but then again, the content is rather "specialised" Ironside sounds correct - maybe worth contacting him/her/them for proper SEO stuff innit

hmmm..Im getting a sniff of an authoritarian personality thing going on here...I am not mystic meg, but I can see...Uniforms

Hes not me, dont worry.

Its called an EDF ASBO - your access is curtailed cos of naughty behaviour - have you criticised certain shops on LL recently for example ?

Berchtesgarten/ Salzburg regions of bavaria. Nice walks, decent food, the hills are not too hilly & rather picturesque - Koeningsee is rather pretty http://haus-kunibert-hain.de/Galerie/Umgebung/images/koenigssee_sommer.jpg

Seems that despots & long serving royal parasites are so last century judging by current events. Time to sort out the Royal once & for all ? No crude executions though - just the stripping of all their stolen assets and then being cast out into the cold world of benefits and Local authority housing. I personally would like to drown each one of them in a bucket of their own urine for the pain & suffering their ancestors have caused the world, but maybe I shouldnt blame the offspring for the sins of their fathers. Present me with arguments why they should be retained.If your proposed response contains lines like " Tourism" and "only 18p a year from each of us to fund them", then you are excluded from entering.

Please dont go to berlin on a stag.Its a wonderful city & not deserving of this. Go to Newcastle/Nottingham /Amsterdam.

I would post a pithy comment about the OP, but seeing as I am aleady on a restricted access Forum ASBO, barring me from anywhere apart from this "lite" section, then I might keep quiet.

I can touch the end of my nose with mine, so I have either a huge noise or a long toungue - not sure which