FatHappyChappy

Simon M, had to get out of the William Rose Breastfeeding Lounge posting, I was suffocating!! popped into to Rabbit Snatch and saw this, laughed my tits off at 6:25 am so loud, Ann Summers indeed, is there one around here? I am going to ask my flat mate Celine "what's a Rabbit Snatch". not being too crude, there was a joke along these line. Mother sat down on sofa with no undies on. Child walks in and screams "Mummy, Mummy you are sitting on my rabbit!!" "No Dear, Muffy is in his hutch" "Oh, I just thought I saw his ears hanging down and panicked" - probably got it wrong but it's early and I need a coffee.

STEPH, sorry I made you laugh so much, why don't we cut through all this crap and go for coffee at Nero's? I am sure we would both laugh our tits off, especially as mine are probably twice the size of yours. I am unemployed at the moment (not because of my weight I hasten to add), but I'll get the coffees if you get the shortbread, or we could sneak a box in from Iceland? I will now get told off "this isn't a chat room" I can hear them all scream!! Oh well. going on my own 8:30 am with camera phone this time, just to spice up the thread with a REAL picture. I'll blank out the face, just like they do in those readers wives magazines, not that I have read any I hasten to add. I changed my Birkenstocks in ED's yesterday, they haven't seen this woman on their premises yet.....can you imagine breast feeding AND buying scented candles at the same time.....cool. Bye for now FHC

Hello African Queen? welcome to the Lounge. Nairobi is an amazing place, I was there on business back in 1986. I am also aware that homosexuality is treated as a serious crime, not through experience I hasten to add very quickly. Are you saying that you feel people in this lounge treat women breast feeding their babies in a public place like homosexuals? I am treading carefully here as I think I kind of get where you are coming from, you just need to elaborate more, I can't wait, you could start an amazing addition to this thread, either intentionally or unintentionally, keep going? If you are my Queen, I am your slave.

SE21? isn't that outside the lounge? why do we let these people in?

Sorry Sean and Mockney, I know it's rude to shout, I just got so excited (not aroused I hasten to add) to see Mrs P this morning. I couldn't help smiling at her thinking 'if only she knew what she has started'. I am calling her Mrs P from now on, as in Mrs Prescott (2 Jugs - geddit?). Have a nice day all, I am off to change my Birkenstocks in ED's. Mockney, could you get me a pic of the fat naked man, want to know whether he's actually fatter than me, it's not a 'gay' thing, well I least I don't think so, mmmmm, I could feel another thread coming on here.

SHE'S THERE....SHE'S THERE........FOR CRYING OUT LOUD - SEAN, BOB, ASSET...ANYONE PLEASE PLEASE GO TO NERO'S NOW, SHE'S THERE WITH TWO FRIENDS....IN THE BLOODY WINDOW........THIS WILL AT LEAST GIVE 100% CREDIBILITY TO THE STORY. POSTED 8:38 AM MONDAY, HOORAH (Purple top, cream T-Shirt and Jeans)

This Kitty needs a home, her name is "Princess" and is only 14 weeks old. Serious enquiries only please.

FOR GOODNESS SAKE - LET POOR DOMITIANUS air his Penis in Public, I suggest 3:00pm this afternoon, Dulwich Park by the Tennis Courts. I notice Cowpoke or is it Cowbarn who started all this has gone quiet? Mind you the Rabbit Snatch thread was amusing, we need more, the Lounge is getting a little stuffy. They certainly have more fun on the Chelsea and Battersea Forums.

'Stunna-21' This is a real issue, and YOU are missing the point. Not many people ARE disagreeing with you that' Breast Feeding is perfectly natural' (as opposed to perfectally natural - well you are 21 and probably a blonde). It's about one particular demented woman giving other poor Breast Feeding mothers a bad name!! She's demented, go take a look for yourself, times listed above and maybe have a quiet word in her Breast, sorry, EAR.

Sorry BEMUSED BOB!! This one is for REAL. Best time to see her between 7:30 and 8:30 AM IN THE BLOODY WINDOW MOST days, or between 15:30 and 16:30 PM - IN THE BLOODY WINDOW. I did have a grip, but now I am losing IT.

Get Karter (get it?)and Shaman, missing the point. I HAVE seen this woman in Nero, twice. I have NO PROBLEM with the concept of a mother feeding her child in Public, however:- First time I saw her, the cafe was virtually EMPTY. She could easily have fed her child in comfort at the rear of the cafe, in a nice leather chair with PLENTY of room for the buggy. OH NO, NOT good enough, she has to Plonk herself right in the bloody window, HOG about three tables because the buggy is in the way and then remove her breasts (God knows why BOTH, she didn't have twins!!) SMILING AT BEMUSED PASSERS BY - She is utterly demented!! The point is this woman is a total nutter, any normal mum would have been more subtle and caring for the child. I never reply to forums but Cowbear is SOOOOOOO right on this one. Maybe she IS a one off, One off her head!!