jalapeno
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Expect soaring temperatures and a rather vulgar crowd - sorry, I hated it. Bellagio or the MGM would be ok for accommodation. Everything is expensive. If you like a grandeur scale of Ibiza, this is your place. But the city is big and the bright lights will amaze you and you're reminded why America is the one of the richest in the world.
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Fool: Endeavour to develop another hobby other than slating to bridge the lapse in your mental aptitude.
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Sadists: Deceive not thy sorry self by convincing that vehement verbal aggression could be deployed to snap the zeal of Antigone.
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Not really but there's no other way than to fight fire with fire - stupid really but entertaining nevertheless. I'm just waiting for the shine to wear off. Marvellous!
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BUS DRIVERS:Disallow any mediocre passengers to come on board. Either give them the swerve or simply run them over - One less numbskull to worry about.
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Mother - John Lennon
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Atom Hearted Mother - Pink Floyd
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If you don't have the balls to take the bull by the horns, have a cavalry as back-up.
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Heavy consumption of alcohol WILL be needed to spend an evening with a Heffalump. Certainly not with Cindy Crawford!
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If you have an alramingly large void in your brain that no trick in the book could cure but reduced to resorting to exceedingly desperate measures to overcome this element, do your self a favour, banish yourself to hell by setting yourself on fire.
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Chez Gerrard would be fab but doubt it'll happen.
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Human - Human League
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Man In The Mirror - Michael Jackson
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Rocket Man - Elton John
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Killing Me Softly - Charles Fox
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Beans mean ahem, farts!
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Change something.
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Yesterday - The Beatles
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The power of dreams - Honda.
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The car in front is a Toyota.
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World's local bank - HSBC.
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Permission to speak, sir?
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Comedy of errors.
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All three came at once - poor Dirty Den!
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It'll have to be "Dirty Den" from Eastenders in that case. What an exit!