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Can you prove you didn't do it yourself Otta?

Hang on Milhaven, the fact that this happened is indisputable - what is not, is that the chap that none of you actually know but are more than happy to accuse of being responsible was indeed responsible. The case for the prosecution seems to be: 1. Someone had a shit on the toilet floor while a stag party were in the pub ? therefore it must have been one of them 2. One of them was dressed differently to the rest (since he was the stag) and so we can identify him ? therefore it must have been him 3. Some of the stag party were seen outside the gents saying it was out of order (which it was while the floor was being cleaned) ? therefore they must have colluded in the act How many ?facts? are being used to base this accusation on BunnyBurrow?

I know you can't prove it Otta and that's because it didn't happen. And that is why allegations of this nature should not be made, without being able to prove them. Basically it is libelous and defamatory.

Hi Otta, I was one of the guys wearing the mortar boards and standing outside the gents. However, I was not "guarding the door" but having to queue to use the single disabled toilet, because some disgusting individual had taken a dump on the floor of the gents. Therefore the poor bar staff were having to clean it up and had put the gents temporarily out of order. There were a number of us queuing outside, as all the men were having to queue. Neither the stag nor any other member of the party was responsible for this and we were all as disgusted as everyone else. Thank you to the posters who have remarked that we were a well behaved group.

Yes, of course we will, at least those of us who already use Addison Lee, since they provide a damn good service at a very competitive rate. No interest in what the top man's views on cyclists are.