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THEY ARE PARASITES I have never EVER managed to get a straight answer about how much of the money they keep and how much goes to the charity. Also, I seriously object to the way the male chuggers come on to the women and the female chuggers try and flirt with the guys. If you don't believe this happens just stand and watch for a while - it's nauseating. They are a nuscience. If you want to sign up with any of the charities then just google that charity and sign up direct. That way the parasites won't get anything.

I went to see MAJOR BARBARA last night at the National Theatre. A good time was had by all and I would recommend it. The cherry on the cake was the 176 magically appearing the moment I set foot on Waterloo Bridge (if only it were always so). http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/majorbarbara

OMG I hope it isn't so. I'm heading down to LL later this morning so I'll stop by.

Bad luck Keef (and your friend); sorry to hear that

Crap place - last time I went there was four years ago for breakfast; we complained so much they let us off the bill. It was beyond terrible. How is it still trading.

HERO

Not another thread about a cat then

GENIUS - I'm sure you're correct BB. Surely a trip to Stockholm to pick up an award can't be far off?

I need to play catch-up. Would anyone loan me series 2?

You just couldn't make it up could you.

http://louisvuitton.com/web/index.jsp

atila the gooner Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The cult of "Celebrity" and celebs as a whole YES - ABSOLUTELY - WHAT ATILA SAID Who are these people - most of them are famous for nothing. At least actors and musicians have done something (albeit sometimes not much); but there are people out there claiming to be celbrities for nothing. This is partly the reason that I don't have a TV; the cult of celebrity is just so invasive; reality TV is everywhere (except my house obviously). I once asked a friend's little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up and she said "famous". I nearly cried.

'Saint' Keef is actually the new face of Louis Vuitton. I mean, really, I'm not making that up. I've had an email from LV - I have proof. A picture of Keef on a bed, guitar in hand, LV bag nonchalantly strewn. Keef as supermodel; who knew.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Damn it, I want a unique saint! I say when he > kicks the bucket, we have St Keef Richards as > England's saint! I truly believe that it is possible that Keef has already kicked the bucket and is one of the undead walking among us - it would explain so much. And when exactly did he get knighted? For what? Services to eyeliner?

spadetownboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > me ma,s Really classy. My mother had many talents but sadly cooking wasn't one of them.

TT - if you think dragons are a myth then you need to pop round to my house at about 7am

Is this the right time to mention that St George was actually TURKISH?

I'm just so happy that you've found an outlet for your creative side

I do know this place but I have never been inside there. I won't bother now. No excuse for rudeness.

Forever Loving Jah - Bob Marley (couldn't resist)

Mandy that's just awful. I'm so sorry for your little girl. I really do hope she can eventually put it behind her.

Ahh Dulwich Village - I don't go there much

John Mayer is doing a warm-up gig at Brixton Academy on Friday 27th June (he's supporting Eric Clapton in Hyde Park on 28th). As much as I loathe Brixton Academy (and that would be a lot), this is actually one gig that is seriously worth going to. Tickets are on-sale this Friday but there is a pre-sale tomorrow at 9.00am http://www.livenation.co.uk/promo/presale My guess is that it will go very quickly; he sold out 2 nights at the Albert Hall VERY fast last year.

Yes I know I'm mean but it's just one of those things that I laugh at - people falling over. It's my slapstick side.