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Perhaps we need a sex shop on LL? Get rid of one of the nick nack shops and make way for a nooky shop.

The folk of ED seem horny as hell at the moment, if all these new threads seem anything to go by. Is there something in our water?

Some shoes are infinitely better than the opposite sex that's for sure. Steady on though BB. There's room in our lives for both.

VeryBerryCherry Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes but think of how many different shoes you'd > get to buy before you came close to men's gadget > and car fixation. B) VBC - I think I may be there. And handbags too. I has a room of 'em in my house.

Ray Lamontagne is back next year with new vinyl (long time coming). I haven't heard it but the new stuff is being very well reviewed. London gig on sale now and the best way to avoid outrageous booking fees is to buy direct at www.barbican.org.uk. If you buy direct from the Barbican then you can always return the tickets at a later date if you are unable to use them. Mr Carnell, NOBODY can be compared to the BOSS; he's incomparable. I'm flouncing.

Ted Max Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Aladdin could surely feature in Lisa Simpson's > "Unthreatening Boys" calendar? You'd have more fun > rubbing the Genie's lamp. Aladdin had no nipples. Apparently Disney has a problem with nipples. You can't hanker after someone with no nipples.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I seem to be in a minority as I always thought the > brunette in Abba was the more attractive, but the > blonde seems far more popular. I saw this lady once in the flesh - in Covent Garden. She's aged beautifully. I stopped in my tracks because I thought she was just so stunning - took me a few moments to figure out who she was.

Nobody's mentioned Betty Boop. She's rather fetching isn't she fellas?

Exactly true. I once heard that Ryanair ground turnaround is so fast that it's said to be the only airline where the planes actually speed up after landing. That doesn't really inspire confidence does it.

They weren't flying Ryanair then Jah?

Yes but Keef - I've got the hots for Eddie so factor that in already!

For anyone who missed out on Eddie Izzard tickets because they sold out so fast - another couple of Christmas dates have been added. You can buy now at www.seetickets.com, which has the cheapest booking fees for theatre (although they are high for anything other than theatre).

What pub? Is it real? When? What are time and space? Do you even exist? Does God exist? Does beer exist? What is good? What is evil?

Do you jiggle?

Cassius, I just can't handle my culture pre-lunch. I've never given much thought to what causes people-bottlenecks. Years ago, in another life, I used to be invited to lots of private viewings and that was lovely - no crowds and a glass of Moet thrown in. These days I'm put off by anything with big moving crowds. I don't have panic attacks but I definitely get on edge and rather short-fused. Maybe I will give the early slot a try though. Many many many years ago when my then partner was running a business in NYC, I was left alone all day long and I didn't really know anyone, other than my boyfriend. We stayed on the Upper East Side so I started off each morning with a visit to one of the many museums/galleries on our doorsetp. I would only spend about a half hour, but it was definitely a bonus to see things in small doses rather than spending the whole day. Those people in the centre of London who give away those nasty so-called newspapers every day; they definitely cause bottlenecks.

Is there some sort of TFL rulebook making it mandatory for there to be at least one smelly person on the bus at all times?

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OHMYGOD! Was King Daniel there? Dont tell me > that I have missed out on seeing his manly form in > the "flesh" so to speak? *Swoon* I'm very worried about you DM. You're having a turn; get someone to put your head between your knees and it will pass. Then have a nice cup of tea.

When you can't get a moment's peace in a coffee shop because some parents don't have a problem with their unruly kids running amok. I better get Foxtons in and sell up then?

I used one of those audio thingys for the first time this year - it was for the Russian exhibition at the Royal Academy. I definitely got more out of the exhibition and it didn't stop me forming my own opinions. The bonus of audio guides is that you can listen whilst actually looking at the paintings, whereas you obviously need to look away from the painting to read something. I shared a guide with the guy I went with and so we ended up being a lot more touchy feely than we ordinarily would have been (that's another story). Bottlenecks at museums and galleries are caused by overcrowing. I rarely venture out to museums but would probably go a lot more often if it wasn't for the crowds. I just don't like big crowds of moving people. I liked the audio guide though (sorry Cassius).

Holly terror SMcG - that is truly deeply scary. Those people look so normal and they walk among us and they have the vote.

Tumbling Dice - Stones

You can actually buy those from Agent Provocatuer. Pricy though.

Oh dear BB - I'm shocked and saddened. But at least you had a true friend. Personally, I put all my underwear and nightwear through the GC test, and that does the trick for me. I take a long hard look at the item, and if I wouldn't want George Clooney to see me wearing it, out it goes. I'm ruthless.

Sarah Palin debate flow chart. Made me laugh... http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/10/3/43222/8057/718/618653

Grown women who wear pyjamas with pictures of cutesy teddy bears (or similar) on them. Give me a break - these shouldn't be seen on anyone over the age of 16. Either sleep on the raw or get some grown up lingere.