PetuniaButtons

New curtains??well, you've got a nerve, young man. It's not as if I don't have enough to do, oh no. I've already had to do two lots of shoppin on Evelina this morning on account of now I have to do Mrs Bunce's after all that nasty business she had with Ayres the Bakers..well course all the shops won't let her in now apart from the opticians and the Great Wall, so now see I says I'll do it for you love, cos I can't let the poor love starve, now can I, and I had to nip into William Hills for her as well, and all told with a couple of breaks at the bus stop for a Rothmans, the whole thing's taken me two and a arf hours. Then of course I've got to take Snoopy down the dog exercise on the Green, that'll be another hour, then there's Mr B's lunch, then, like he says, "Doctors" won't watch itself, now will it? So no, young man, I'm afraid you're going to have to find someone else to do your curtains *sniffs*

I wouldn't know about that Mrs Woolf. I only popped on here for a minute to rest me eyes from fulltiltpoker.

Ooh, you won't believe this, this happened to me the other day. Me twins Theresa and Franny took me and Mary from the flats up town for the day for me birthday treat, just to John Lewis and the Waitrose it's got on the bottom. We usually go Marble Arch Markses but the toilets ain't so nice in there. Anyway we was going back to Victoria and just out of Oxford Circus all these fellers only went and took all their clothes off!Just like the lady says, shouting "naked train, naked train!" Diabolical, I'd call it. Mary from the flats, she goes and has a minor stroke! I tried, but I couldn't reach

Hot air balloons? motorbike rides?? paintballing??? Whatever next. Mr Buttons is always happy with a nice voucher. You can't beat a voucher.

I just wish Mr Buttons would stop singing the "woh woh WOOOOOOOHohohohoho" bit from blimming Earth Song. If he carries on I shall be burning his Fray Bentos pie