Keef

Co-Op are usually great for Fairtrade.

* Walks in and almost slips on milky substance on floor* *Clicks fingers Mary Poppins style, and the room is clean again* *Wonders where everyone is, this used to be such a thriving happy place* *Sits down alone, disappointed that DM wasn't here, as had hoped to tell her that it's great she's coming to CPT (in the real world) on April 13th* *Walks out to balcony and gazes at beautiful view* http://k43.pbase.com/u33/shaun_145/upload/21680895.jupiter_mercury_sunrise_r.jpg *Sighs*

I always preferred Never Forget, and Back for good :-$

I'm with *bob* and Cookie, this is all over my head, and I fear it always will be! I find the whole thing depressing, and whilst I'm sure you're all lovely people (I know for a fact that some of you are), reading this is just making me feel rather jealous and hopeless, and I'm having wicked fantasy's about lots of houses burning down (whilst empty of course)... Thing is, you'd only claim over the odds back on the insurance! ;-) Sorry :-$

I wish they'd re build a band stand in peckham park (the end opposite Friern Road)! When I was a kid, we'd go down there on Sunday afternoons in the summer, because the pubs didn't open all day Sunday then, so my dad and all his mates would take the wives and kiddies to the park. There would be big band music, or jazz, and it was great! Then the band stand just got left to rot! That said, I haven't been down there for some time, and I did hear rumours they were going to build a new one... Any news there??? Also used to love the rather dangerous Adventure Playground!!!!! :))

Apologies DM, I read Monica's post, and because it was so strongly anti JM I thought it was from you. Doh! :-S

DULWICHMUM!!! I never expected such language from your very prim and proper lips! You must feel very strongly about this ;-)

*Walks in and looks around, wonders why the place is deserted.... Suspects everyone has been busy at work today* *Since there's no one here, plays loud Guns N' Roses music through stereo* *Air guitar solo*

That's amazing; I was going to be in the CPT that night anyway!!! What a bizarre coincidence ;-) Sounds Like a plan

Starter.... Stir fry lots of peppers, onions and garlic (and whatever else takes your fancy)... Add paprika (sp?), lots of herbs, and some hot pepper sauce (or chilli). Grill some slices of halumi (again sp?), and wrap in tortillas. Was experimenting, and it worked for Mrs Keef ;-)

Friday 13th is looking like a winner........

That's slightly disturbing ;-)

Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down. A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks." After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo.. How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some d!ck head in the loo next to me answering everything I say."

*Smiles in self satisfied way, and congratulates self for leaving pub at half 7 last night and spending quiet night in with Mrs Keef*

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bordeaux is a lovely city - would definitely > recommend it too, but probably just for 2-5 days > though as it is quite small. Found some absolutely > awesome restaurants there, hmmmm... I just spend 4 days there, and would agree that that was probably enough for the city... As for the restaurants, you're right, there are some great ones!!! Some really nice little bars too, my fave being Havana Club (guess what drink they speciallised in!). Also, the Cathedral is one of the spookiest looking buildings at night!!!! http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/4/45601-pretty-cathedral-bordeaux-france.jpg http://www.traveljournals.net/pictures/l/4/45619-the-cathedral-rooftops-below-bordeaux-france.jpg

capt_birdseye Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yes. Although to be fair he does live in > Portsmouth. Poor Poor B@s!ard ;-) Seriously, that is shocking, he can't be as intelligent as you give him credit for!

*Hears Crystal's words, and thinks to self "Hypocritical git"* ;-) *Suspects that Crystal can be encouraged to join in with drinking, muses that that might be what Crystal is afraid of....*

*Walks in and waves to friends* *Slumps in to lazyboy and wishes more than anything in the world that this room could be reality right now, rather than the souless hell that work has become!!!* *Decides that drink might be the only way forward.....*

Well I probably will at some stage, but have heard plenty of bad things too..... I loved Bordeaux though, and would recommend that to anyone!

Pst, DM, delete some of your PM's your memory is full!!!

Yes Crystal also has a bad head... I would like to point out to everyone that I met these 2 stop outs at about 6pm for a quick drink, then I went home just after 7...... What time did you say you left Crystal.... half 12 was it?!?!?!? :-S You'd never get me doing anything like that! Well not when Mrs Keef is making pizza, and Ideal is on telly anyway ;-)

Piers let me know if you spot a bargain up your way ;-)

Scum seems a bit harsh! To be honest, the way things are going, I think I'll be looking for a squat one of these days.... Beats giving some rich landlord half of my wages!!!

Never met any ED people in Australia, (except the people I was with, and the former Aussie bar people who we were visiting) ;-)

Oh come on Crystal, France is great.... Good food and great, very cheap, wine!!! :)-D That said, I've never been to Paris, and don't really fancy it!