David Mc

They aren't exactly challenging are they?!

Someone emailed me this, so I thought I'd share it... Viz letters If the failed 21/7 bombers had just waited three more days, we'd all be calling them the 24/7 bombers. This would imply that they blow things up all day every day and, despite their actual lack of success, make them at least sound like they were good at bombing. Christina Martin, London I just saw a van drive by with the company name 'Seafood Solutions'. I must admit, I didn't know seafood was a problem. Martin Kristos It is said that gentlemen prefer blondes. I hope then that lesbians prefer brunettes, otherwise we might have to organise some kind of rota system. Johnny Pring I'm beginning to think there may be something in this climate change after all. Four months ago it was very cold and now it's quite warm. Alan Heath "She can dish it out, but she cannot take it", I once heard someone say of me. And it's true - I'm a school dinner lady and I'm allergic to mashed potatoes. Mrs Pinches, Hereford I heard on the news that the January storms had cost this country a billion pounds. What an utter waste of money. If anything, they did more harm than good. S Prodnipple, Scarborough So Princes Harry and William are throwing a party to celebrate the 10th anniversary of their mother's death. I'm glad that they can finally laugh about it, but throwing a party seems a bit harsh. D Antarctica, Rhyll I think Sir Paul McCartney should try to put his current predicament into perspective. In olden days, if you were unfortunate enough to be robbed by an omniped, it would almost certainly be a pirate. At least he's going to come out of this alive. Stella Matlock What is it with diabetics? One minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "Give him some chocolate! Give him some chocolate!" The next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "No thanks, I'm diabetic." I wish they'd get their story straight. T Potter Yesterday I received an e-mail from a bored housewife looking for some action. Eager to please the young lady I sent her my ironing. That should keep her quiet for a while. Warren THIS new police knife amnesty is a bloody nightmare. I dutifully handed all my knives in and now I've got nothing to eat my dinner with. Richard Karslake, Oxfordshire WHY DON'T NHS bosses start hiring obsessive compulsives as nurses? Their attention to hygiene and constant hand washing would see an end to MRSA outbreaks in no time. Stu Bray 'Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says. Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30. Colum Hill 'Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak', sang Thin Lizzy in 1976, 'somewhere in this town'. Well, I'm guessing it's going to be at the prison. Raymond Wankybollocks

I think it's this: http://www.transitiontowns.org/

Er - more of a reverse spelling than a palindrome!!

The 185 from Victoria is sh1te as well.

And the problem with breaking sheets of pasta is? Do you think anyone would notice? Now back to the song game and the word association threads..... Oh - and why can bar staff not add up in their heads any more?

If you pay for special delivery and it doesn't turn up on time, you're entitled to compensation aren't you? That's how they try to upsell it to you in the PO in Canary Wharf anyway! I have a feeling this "sorry if you were in" mullarkey is probably illegal? Any lawyers?

I'm afraid it really is just down to faith. Or brainwashing.

It's been a couple of years, but the White Hart in Fyfield was very nice. Good food, good drinks, nice atmosphere.

I don't think they own it, but they are (or were) responsible for its upkeep. I complained to the council about it a couple of years ago and they told me that. I called, spoke to the manager and it did get cleaned up. Not walked through it recently. Maybe we should all try again?

According to the latest leaflet, you have to keep glass separate from plastic and tins. Otherwise you could be fined. Ditto if you put something in your bin that should have been recycled or put in the garden waste bin! I wonder how they plan to prove that it was you who put the offending article in the wrong bin? Lots of "private" bins in Southwark are accessible to the general public....

So shaming the Tarot's taboo

I'm most disappointed that censorship is happening here now. Free speech anyone? Plus - I donated in the time-of-crisis to pay the now blue-pencils. Not again. Unless I get an explanation.

That there's plenty of frost

The subject is a contradiction in terms.

Who repeated the following mantra:

No, the "celebrities" are!

Stop it tonight - me!

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz So this thread still as dull and full of non-entities as before then? Haven't you learnt your lesson?!

What exactly is the difference?

Yeah except they don't come for ages. Which is something I don't normally complain about...

So this guy buys his wife a sports car for her birthday. However, she's not pleased... "Take it back I don't like it" "What's wrong with it?" "I want something that goes from 0 to 240 in 4 seconds" So he leaves the room and comes back with a set of bathroom scales "Stand on these then, you fat bitch"

Why do Estate Agents never look out the window in the morning? Because they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Bring back the Texan Bar.

Thanks - I'll look into those because I'm definitely flushing BG down the pan even if they do fix it tomorrow! David